You should be so proud of yourself! You either clicked on a link in an email, or actually manually typed in this website address! How lucky for you! Well, I decided after numerous inquiries, to take things to this here interwebs and scribble out some delicious tidbits. Although, I will note in this here first post, that the competition is fierce as there is already a competing bloggery site that most usually has the bizarre and unfortunate wrap-ups of any of the Pub Quizzzes. That being said, may the competition begin! I would imagine it would be safe to say you could check out the original Pub Quiz blog (not to be confused with the Bob Loblaw Law Blog (which is currently in a state of "we can't find someone to keep this joke alive" syndrome). Read on for a little bit more about what to expect, and why you fail at almost everything you do.

Dear Karl, what an excellent question I fear we may never know the answer to. But keep those great questions rolling in! They are truly riveting! So, you are wondering why I called you all in here for this shareholders' meeting? Unfortunately, it has come to my attention, that someone has been stealing from the public Skittles™ jar and has been neglecting to report them on their 401k adjustment tables. This is both offensive and repulsive to Betty from Accounting, and Steve from across the street.

That being said, "Hey, miked, what's up with the Pub Quiz? Anything NEW to look forward to?" Funny you should ask, Steve from across the street. Aside from the "Please Dear God Don't Sit Up Here Next Month" Seating Competition (which Tom Selleck's Moustache and some other loser team won), I am running another little promotion for a couple months! This is going to be off the hook! Essentially, here's how it works (assuming I can get it working by the time you are reading this):

Register on this website with a legitimate email address (nice try, This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ) and I will email you a one-of-a-kind coupon valid for 2 free points on the Pub Quiz of your choosing. The only catch is, you can only use one per quiz per team, and you have to use it when you SIGN-UP for the quiz! No fair waiting until you are tied for 3rd place (which would never actually happen anyway) and then slapping down your tie-breaker coupon! No one likes those people in the grocery store, and they certainly don't like them while drinking at a bar, either! Or neither. Damnit. I never know which one it is. Neither way, it has to be used first. Either. Or neithereither? God I'm dumb. Anywho, post questions, comments, all that jazz, right below this sentence. Because I know you will anyway.