Greetings and salutations my internets friends. How has your month been thus far? Really? That’s amazing? Uh-huh……yeah…….oh how cool for you! No way! You are KIDDING ME! Really? Wow. Regis Philbin. Who knew! Good for you and your hunched over aunt that couldn’t reach that jar of green beans. Well, enough about you, let’s talk about me!

"How was your month so far miked?" Oh how nice of you to ask you narcissistic jerk! My month is going swimmingly. Lots of busy with a side order of holy-crap-busy. It’s been akin to every register at Macy’s going broken and I’m the only tool with a calculator. During Black Friday. And they are running a new arbitrary sale: 97.63%-off the Second Originally Marked price divided by the square root of the lowest price marked plus pi, and minus the weight of the elevators filled with one ton of feathers. And I have a swag calculator that says Cisco Systems from some trade show back in the late ‘90s. Yeah I know. Everyone is busy. And why is that? Here’s the answer. Hold on to your maths.

Here is a chart of peoples in the world, and their thoughts in the given months.

So as you can see, either I’m incredibly astute and worldly in my never-ending knowledge, or I’m insanely narrow-minded and enjoy lumping mass swaths of populations into one convenient blob. Either way, I took the time to think of it, and still managed to waste a few precious moments of your life. Mission: accomplished! Eat it suckers!

Anywho….pub quiz. Yeah. The topic at hand. Well coming up in just a few seconds here, I’ll be posting this month’s secret in the Secrets Section. Don’t forget to log in to view that wonderful treasure trove. And if you can’t log in, try again. Or maybe you need to set up an account. It’s free, so stop complaining! Good luck, and good day!