Hey! What are you doing in here? Everyone is very mad at you still! Oh, it's not Steve, it's just you. Oh, hi. So you did it! You made it through another pub quiz! Congrats! We're all so proud of you. And, to top it all off, the almighty holidaze season is upon us once again! Time for candy canes, gingerbread men, and Dillard's at 98-degrees with Christmas Muzak™ blaring in your face while the Clinique lady sprays you down with some form of perfume that smells like a cross between agar and Yul Brenner! You're so lucky! May the good Lord bless those wonderful malls. So if your the adventuring type (which I know you are, because you got out of bed this morning), read more after the jump to find out how much you and your friends completely dorked-up the pub quiz this month!

*Phew!* You made it! Congrats again! We're all so proud of you here at the institute. "Hey miked, enough of the crap, what happened at the quiz?" What an excellent question mom. Thanks for asking. Well, a couple of things...

First, check out the "Fotos" section for some awkward photos. Second, I was bestowed many a birthday gift which was the day prior to the quiz. I appreciate all the warm wishes! I enjoyed the "Who's Your Santa" shirt from "Clinically Insane" Unlce Ken and Aunt Mitzilla. I also really like the random slaps in the face and valiant middle fingers that were awarded to me for various questions that managed to stump literally everyone! A special thanks to my mom and dad for getting the whole bar to sing happy brithday to me and yelling the traditional "YOU SUCK" at the end! Always a hit at children's parties! And of course, who could forget the nausea-inducing dancing/singing snowman hat from my Aunt Susan! Thank you all so much for your warm wishes. And I hate all of you.

 That being said, I believe we had a miked Pub Quiz first: not one single team got the Missing Link question. In all the years of doing the quiz, there has never been a time where I managed to stump ALL OF YOU (simple folk) on the Missing Link. So, congrats to me! Despite no team getting the right answer (and no, it was not "Poison"), I got plenty of good feedback. It seems you all actually enjoy getting things wrong. I'll keep that in mind. Oh, and here is where the scores wrapped up:

Team "Not too Revealing" was not awarded the customary Last Place Prize Packet of Doom and Misfortune™ as they didn't play the entire quiz. Which was unfortunate. I guess they had some shopping and sleeping to be doing. Anywho.....I'll post some more holidays-ish junk in a week or so. Until then....YOU SUCK!!!