Alright you punks! Enough with the hate mail already! And by hate mail, I mean my one Uncle sending me spam and junk email because he's bored. At 3:17am. On a Tuesday. I get it, okay, I know you can't really unlock your car doors using a cell phone and the remote clicker you left at the summer home in the Hamptons. So please, oh dear God, PLEASE stop sending me all this junk mail! NO, I do not want V14GR4! No, I do not want to find out how I could save 15% or more on my car insurance. And most importantly, NO I do not want to buy any more girl scout cookies!

All that being said, click after the jump for a swift, and much-anticipated (read: late) update on the April Fools pub quiz!

I thought the quiz went flawlessly! I personally had a great time. And, more importantly, I believe Team 11 did NOT have a good time. And that's what counts. I hate that team. They're losers. And jerks. And mean. And they smell bad. Especially that really senile 90-year-old Mitzilla. She's BRUTAL! Anywho...I digress.

Hopefully everyone enjoyed the backwards-day inspired Round 1 being the Missing Link round. Special punishment for those of you that always show up late! And a deeper punishment for those of you that were there! Also, the backwards Picture Round resulted in some exceptionally crappy answers, and well as some very nicely drawn incorrect answers!

In short, I had a blast putting it together, and a special thanks to those that gave me some ideas for rounds. Namely: Mary, Matt, Bill, Jay and my mom. Your suggestions were fantastic. Except for that one, mom, where you told me to cover myself in marichino cherries, stand on my head, and fart the national anthem. That was just odd.

So without further adieu, here is the run-down of the scores...

Which I will post when I finally get home tonight and copy them off of my newly-reformatted-computer thanks to all the viruses, malware, trojans and spyware I seem to have mysteriously gotten. And no, I'm not kidding. And yes, I blame you Uncle Ken. So until a handful of hours from now, hang in there kids!\

**UPDATE**

Finally, after a complete wipe of my harddrive, I managed to dig up the numbers for last month. Apparently, the April Fools joke is on me! Oh, and I hereby offer $5 to anyone that manages to wreak revenge on both Microsoft and Apple Computers! From a disasterous couple weeks with broken hardware, software, and nerves! WEEE! Anywho, relish in your glorious winnings teams!