Greetings and salutations Pub Quiz aficionados! Hopefully everyone has been spending this past month and a half studying for the greatest pub quiz ever! Unfortunately, we never know when or where that will be. But in the mean time, strap on yer stupid, it’s almost time for another miked Pub Quiz! I know you missed me, as several rude and inflammatory emails stated. And, to pay tribute to your beautiful poetry-like words of wisdom pouring from my inbox, I shall answer two more emails for your enlightenment. Please hold all applause until the ride comes to a complete stop. Click read more to see the latest from the mailbag!

And now on to some letters!

FROM: Christopher
Miked,
Awesome. Hope the trip over the pond is going well. Say hello to all the limeys for me, and the londoners...because I love them best. Plus, everyone thinks you’re stupid and mean and cheat on the quiz!

Dear Christopher,
The trip over the pond did indeed go swimmingly. I neglected to say “hello to all the limeys” as I was never in London, or near any “londoners" whatever those are. But I did get to make fun of a salty English couple that was raising a giant stink over waiting for their rental car. Which only resulted in us getting a giant rental car, and them getting the Ford Gnat 3-door sports carton vehicle. That whole sugar versus vinegar thing kinda works.

And last, but not least:

This is an enquiry e-mail via http://pubquiz.hwymarketing.com from:
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Dear Rmgrasrm,
Thank you so much for your kind words. To answer your question, no, I will not me clicking on your links. They are most likely spyware or malware targeted at only the smartest peoples internets-enabled devices. Even my iPhone that no longer works and is sitting somewhere in the garbage dumps of Cleveland’s Westside know not to click on it. But keep on keepin’ on Rmgrasrm! If there’s one bit of advice I could offer you, it is this: please keep your usage of complete, coherent words to a minimum. The usage of too many vowels is only detrimental to your cause! Go team consonants!

Anywho, I hope to see all of you (except Karl and Steve) at the upcoming Pub Quiz! God save the Queen!