Hey! What are you doing in here? Everyone is very mad at you still! Oh, it's not Steve, it's just you. Oh, hi. So you did it! You made it through another pub quiz! Congrats! We're all so proud of you. And, to top it all off, the almighty holidaze season is upon us once again! Time for candy canes, gingerbread men, and Dillard's at 98-degrees with Christmas Muzak™ blaring in your face while the Clinique lady sprays you down with some form of perfume that smells like a cross between agar and Yul Brenner! You're so lucky! May the good Lord bless those wonderful malls. So if your the adventuring type (which I know you are, because you got out of bed this morning), read more after the jump to find out how much you and your friends completely dorked-up the pub quiz this month!

No, not really. Wal*Mart smells like cabbage and crayons. But holy carp! It's hedging into that wonderful, glorious time of year! That time when snow begins to fall along with the temperature, Honey Baked Hams begin to fly off the shelves in miles of traffic jams mitigated by off-duty cops, and Macy’s resets their thermostats to 96-degrees. Mistletoe, holly, other shrubbery, and candy canes. Yep, time for Thanks giving! So check out the Secrets section for your question of the month, and just so we are all on the same page, click past the jump for the REAL history of Thanksgiving!